Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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