What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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