You can't special order awesome
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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