booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It's rum buckets o'clock
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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