have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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