White coat. Heels.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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