i already hear my dad disowning me
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Houston, we have a squirter
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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