then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
They are going to name an STD after you.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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