My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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