Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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