Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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