Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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