Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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