You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
