You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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