there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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