I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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