So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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