she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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