Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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