Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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