you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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