Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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