I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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