What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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