I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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