i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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