I need help removing her.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
