Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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