therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
don't judge my taste in strippers
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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