Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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