I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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