People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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