Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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