i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize