People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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