4 words: hood of his car
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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