she looked like the before picture.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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