i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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