No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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