I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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