YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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