idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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