we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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