But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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