I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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