Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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