In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
If I die, sorry about rent.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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