Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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