ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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