He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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