I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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