After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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